![]() We're going to get to the bottom of why this font is so infamous, and whether it deserves its terrible reputation. So this episode, we're putting this notorious font on the stand. Of course, I'm talking about the font that everyone loves to hate, Comic Sans. This is one of those unique topics that has captured people's imaginations across professions, industries, and cultures. Today we're cracking the lid off a can of worms that nearly everyone I've ever met seems to have a strong opinion about. You are listening to Infernal Communication, brought to you by Staffbase. Kyla Sims: Welcome to the defining case of our age. Comic Sans is innocent of the charges against them. During this trial, you will hear no real evidence against my client. Under the letter laws of the land, my client is innocent until proven guilty. Judge Times New Roman: Proceed, Public Defender Arial. I'm aware you may have some bizarre tendencies, but through our procedures here. ![]() Judge Times New Roman: Comic Sans, I would advise you to communicate through your assigned counsel, Arial Regular. The evidence I present to you through shocking testimony today proves that the defendant is guilty as charged. The defendant, Comic Sans, is charged with crimes against typeface, obstruction of font protocol, and indecent exposure on documents both digital and printed. Helvetica: Your Honour, Serifs and Sans Serifs of the court. Now, District Attorney Helvetica, please address the jury. Another outburst like that, and you will be escorted out of this court. Judge Times New Roman: Order, order, order. Clerk Courier: Will the jury please stand and raise your ascenders? Do each of you swear that you'll fairly try the case before this court, and that you'll return a true verdict according to the evidence and the instructions of the court, so help you alphabet? Judge Times New Roman: Will the Clerk Courier please swear in the jury? Arial: The defense is ready, your Honour. Helvetica: The prosecution is ready, your Honour. Calling the case of the people of the world. Judge Times New Roman: Good morning Serifs and Sans Serifs. Department One of the Superior Court of Font Crimes is now in session. ![]() So without further ado, let's get to the show. We promise it's not meant to be distasteful. There are a couple of curse words scattered throughout, so if you have kids around, you might want to save this episode for later. I just want to let you know that the language in this episode might get a bit colorful.
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